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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Funnies

It shocks me the things kids say sometimes.  Here are some most recent funnies, I hope they make you smile as much as they did me...

Student- "Teacher if your husbands name is _____  what is your boyfriends name?"
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Teacher- "Tomorrow we are going on a field trip"
Student- "Shut the front door"
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Student 1- "Our teacher is crazy but I love her"
Student 2- "Yes, I know today I saw her eat and eyeball"  (it was a hard boiled egg)
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Student- "Hey, you didnt offer me any milk!"
Teacher- "Sorry, I didnt see your hand up.  Here's your milk"
Student- "Oh, I didnt want any, I just wanted you to offer me some"