It shocks me the things kids say sometimes. Here are some most recent funnies, I hope they make you smile as much as they did me...
Student- "Teacher if your husbands name is _____ what is your boyfriends name?"
Teacher- "Tomorrow we are going on a field trip"
Student- "Shut the front door"
Student 1- "Our teacher is crazy but I love her"
Student 2- "Yes, I know today I saw her eat and eyeball" (it was a hard boiled egg)
Student- "Hey, you didnt offer me any milk!"
Teacher- "Sorry, I didnt see your hand up. Here's your milk"
Student- "Oh, I didnt want any, I just wanted you to offer me some"